Honeymoon in the Western Balkans
Here is my journal that I kept during our honeymoon trip to the Western Balkans.  I actually just kept a cheatsheet of events that happened and filled it all out when we got back. Warning, it’s pretty long, but it’s full of useful information and great stories from our adventures in Croatia, Bosnia-Herzegovina, Montenegro, and Albania. Yes, I said that correctly, we went to Albania! That is actually how this whole trip started; I had read a book called Bad Lands about places that no one visits and Albania stuck with me as a place I wanted to go to. Jaime was easily convinced and I went to work on our itinerary from there. I’d definitely recommend the Western Balkans to all travelers!
Day 1
Our flight plan was to take United to London overnight, have a couple hour layover, then take Croatia Airlines to Zagreb, Croatia, and then onto Split, Croatia. Â The trip had an interesting start. Â When boarding on the United flight, a nice Indian businessman offered to trade seats with a young man in the middle seat so the young man could sit with his significant other. Â Apparently the Indian man had already been requested to move from his original seat in the back and because of this the flight attendant literally flipped out that he moved again. Â While all parties were trying to explain that this move was voluntary, she kept saying that everyone should move back to their original seats. Â When no one moved, she went and got the head of the flight attendants. Â This is where it got interesting. Â She came back and started yelling at the poor young man about his “refusal to obey orders” from the first flight attendant, even though she never actually told them to move. Â Me and the British guy next to me, as well as some others around us, started talking about how rude she was being. Â Suddenly the guy next to me got the woman’s attention and said she was being rude and that she should apologize. Â She refused and said to mind his own business, so of course he demanded her name and said he’d be filing a complaint. Â Needless to say, she did not take this well and said she going to talk to the captain and stormed off without giving her name. Â Jaime commented that at least this was British on British fighting and gave me the stay-out-of-it look. Â Ten minutes later the head attendant came back with some kind of captain’s assistant. Â She pointed at the guy next to me and one in front of him and said “these are the two that were telling me how to do my job!”. Â This lady clearly wanted to just calm everyone down. Â She listened to everyone’s side, let the young man stay where he was, upgraded the Indian man to business class, and then we were off to London.
In Zagreb, we got off the plane, bused to the airport, went through security again (where I left my liquids bag, oops!), waited ninety minutes, and then got back on the exact same plane to Split.  Upon arrival in Split we took the Croatia Airlines bus to the old city.  This bus is strangely not mentioned anywhere on the plane or at the airport, but I read about it in my Western Balkans guidebook and asked around when we landed.  We get into the old city around 12:30am, just in time to make the last ferry to Brac Island at 1:00am where our timeshare resort is located.  We walked to the first ferry terminal and there are about ten people all stumbling around drunk joking with their friend in the terminal booth. This is when I knew I’d like Croatia.  We break through the crowd and ask the woman for directions to which ended up being the next ferry terminal down the coast.  After a nice relaxing fifty minute ferry ride to Supertar, Brac Island, we get hounded by taxis.  It’s almost 2:00am so we opted to take the cab even though we knew he inflated his prices for the obvious tourists on a seemingly locals-only ferry.  We checked into the Kactus Hotel, a sister hotel for our Waterman Resort, and they took us by golf cart to our apartment.  We collapse almost immediately.